1, she received a phone like he was for seven years. He said to her: We have with us. Although the side of the phone she heard the laughter of others secretly. She was very calm and said: Okay. Then she said: great risk and he lost it? He said: I chose the truth. mm
2,180 cm, 180mm, 180m2mm I just heard, it is said in the cat pounced out of China today named the three criteria successful man . I'm his mother a goner.
3, a Mopper: China = Cheap House Is Not Available
4, a female student, in particular superstition horoscope. Once, she saw the book, said she could not this week and Virgo together, or will she have a bad influence. One day, she went out shopping, hit his car, stopped a taxi, opened the door, she asked the driver: Master, you are Virgo ? driver surprised a moment, and said: not a virgin you can sit ...
aggressively large recent , Heliport and data structure send you warm breakfast, lunch dinner, regardless of the cold summer wind and rain always very patient man, will only food delivery.
7, read the Condor Heroes, not a problem that looked older King Kong, that race is not a problem. saw Brokeback Mountain, that gender is not a problem. read Ghost Story, and even life and death is not the problem. you also tell me what the distance Ah, tell me what time. Holy crap h
8 , a Mopper share: Female: ? the height of 180cm, he said: I want to marry a successful man. his face and one black, and went straight to the bathroom door. I hurried to recover the past, he glares at me: What are you doing? me laugh: see ah! Do you read on the toilet? successful man you have to meet three criteria 2, and I want to see the last one! he hugged me bad with a smile: 10, an IT manager, walked into a noodle shops, said: mirrors are made of glass, mirror, only difference is more than a thin layer of silver, but that is because of this money, sent you only see themselves and see the world.
12, every comfort you What kind of people hanging branches are quietly got the last scholarship, each boast plump face your lovely thin people eventually become glamorous, each of an uncertain future in front of you who say that they have a net worth over the last billion, only you Manchuang potato chips and computer bags under fluorescent light grown up into a NB
13, Solution: Why, after jumping 16 years in the Maid, Yang Guo's left to be invincible?
14, mm during the day when a woman as the Virgin Mary, the evening was the last brother Ozawa .--- Mop add, do not read back.
15, there is a man sleep at noon to set up automatic reply into QQ ;. God is horses are clouds, remember do not QQ when direct closure, otherwise they will be scolded.
16, he asked her to marry him, only said three words: Trust me; she gave birth to the first a daughter, he said to her: hard work; daughters get married off-site the day of his arm around her shoulder and said: And I; he had received notice of her dying day, repeatedly said to her: I'm here; her to go the moment he kissed her forehead softly said: You wait for me. in this life, he did not say one of her ],[Stuttering Coach Marc Jacobs Anna Sui Anna die Maga Furla rich friends while Benetton bench Bally violence pure entertainment, Mo mind
18, his wife asked: her husband, today is our wedding anniversary, how it before? Husband: What do you think how we have? Wife: Well people want to hear your thoughts. husband: either deep-seated physical problem.
20, read the Condor Heroes, that old saw King Kong is not a problem, know the race is not a problem. saw Brokeback Mountain, that gender is not a problem. read Ghost Story, and even life and death is not the problem. you even went to Hell I say what the distance, tell me what time. Holy crap hh
21, a Mopper replies: Since that the leadership of a single fall in love, the Office of the surprisingly good speed for hh
22, 【striking the phrase 】
23, who is always in the Conference, referred to President; kept a straight face, so called boss; always wanted to watch people. so called director; often unreasonable, called the manager; so comfortable leading a secret, known as the secretary. ..
24, men like golf, each hole is because the scenery is different, even if the same hole, there are different into the law; women like golf, because the feeling of each shot is different, even if the same pole , not the same intensity of feeling are not the same.
25, ; court death ; is a kind of endurance. holding in the palm of the hand without being strong, and strong is forced to be strong.
27, too, will be pulled eggs .2, beautiful women you do not, the money you do not, ah .3 what you want, you are going to kill me or sleep with me .4, there is no way in this world, with the legs, the way there .5, if you live, sooner or later die; if you die, you will live forever .6, she is a widow, and I can not let her widow.
28, heard his socks off, called the diary. socks off your friends to the house to smell, called the blog. off the stockings at home to people passing by smell, called the Forum. off your socks hanging in the square for all news, go to hear other people's socks, congratulations you, you've been playing micro-blog a ...
29, first-class teachers through personal charm, second-rate teachers by academic, declared yesterday by the third-rate teachers, four teachers through job stream, the five current teachers by name, by the end of the other teachers do not Stop transform method name ... your teacher?
30, the number of roots for the 牛逼, how many do not value 牛逼. how many other 牛逼 牛逼, how many Niubi knit. How many uncles would like to down, the number of LORI be Guaipao. how much is too much is a pervert, how many LORI bullying. How many roots of love crazy man, how many men just love crazy man. how much hate LORI royal sister, how many GEEK gravis. How many CEOs mistresses, raising the number of handsome mistress . How many handsome bubble Xiaomi, not to force the number of Xiao Mi.
31, a father of the baby daughter out on a date, said: stop. : go home; high school students love: dinner; students love: sleeping together; marriage of love: to go home eat and sleep!
33, fifth-grade essay, wrote: nice day, I drove my husband to send the Rolls Royce wedding anniversary, wearing a three karats big diamond ring, ruby necklace hanging around his neck, a large forest park with the children to play. Suddenly, on the way out A whole body odor, his face dirty, homeless old lady. God! she was my language teacher! teacher's comments: This week you stand class
34, four people playing mahjong, a sudden fire , they have not noticed. firefighters arrived, red inside shouted: how many people there? At this time, just one person play: forty! fireman asked: 死了多少人? At this time, but also One man play: twenty thousand! firefighters shocked and hurriedly asked: the rest of the people? listen crashed, followed by, pass a scream: paste ...
35, stresses and consequently Do not reason: reason with the lovers, is not love; with his wife to reason, is not passed; with colleagues reason, is not mixed; with the boss to reason, is not done ... life, you have makes no sense to speak of in many places, and speak Do not reasonable Han.
36, teach you how to deal with people with the following 9 1. snake in the grass by: smile make fun of; 2. bragging flatter the people: not with him enemies; 3. sarcastic people: to maintain a certain distance; 4. sow dissension between the people: the best discreet; 5. ingenious people: an open mind to learn; 6. ruthless people: should hold back; 7. cynic: open eyes closed eyes; 8. dedicated gregarious people: praise; 9. complacent person: down his
37, a man linked to the hospital for fluids, the nurse is very deft to the man Plug in a Bottle .1 more than an hour later, bottle was over, the nurse comes up immediately and put on the bottle. man, puzzled, and asked the nurse, said: ? the age of smashed cups, Jung-year-old to a large pear, Man Yanbo-year-old to stop irrigation. and they compared the time I contacted Mop is too late!!! just out of the!! the Austria Rabbit Man ah!!
39, there is a truth, we must tell you: the Chinese soccer team ranked No. 83, far higher than China's GDP per capita in the world rankings, per capita income ranking officials Corruption Perception Index rank, social welfare rankings, ranking the health care system, environmental index ranking, ranking of natural resources per capita hh what qualifications do you have ridiculed the Chinese football?!
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